Neumann

JOHN NEUMANN • CD • WRITER

Write about myself? Me?!

Actors say the most difficult role is to be themselves, and I say it applies to writing, too. I’ve explained how a bidet works…in nice terms even…but I can’t describe myself. I could ask a focus group but geez, I’m no masochist. 



I can tell you what I’ve done. All kinds of stuff, like big rebrandings, cool stories, a Super Bowl spot, and award-winning radio for gourd herbicide. I’ve made banks seem lovable.



So please wander my site. I hope you’ll think I’m being modest, not that I have a lot to be modest about. Maybe you’ll say I’m pretty good. In Minnesota, that means “wow, spectacular!” but you didn’t hear it from me.